I came across this funny story on the web today while sitting in my room attempting to get 2 of my kid-o's to sleep. It gave me a good chuckle, and no they are not alseep yet. Enjoy!

Hi all, Just thought you all would get a kick out of Mommy's Potty Training mistake today. It all started with getting up this morning to a dead fish in our fish tank. I explained to all the kids that things like this happen and that it is natural for things to only live for a short time. I not thinking decided to flush the fish down the nearest toilet. Where I'm trying to potty train. We proceeded to give the fish a water burial (toilet) and they all flushed it away. I made the statement that now the fish was in now in heaven and we said a quick prayer.10 min went by and we are all going about our business of getting breakfast and stuff. I proceeded to ask Joshua (who is trying to potty train) "Do you need to go to the bathroom and go pee." He looked at me with a bewildered face and stated, "But mommy, there is a fish in my toilet." I explained that the fish was gone now to heaven and it is swimming in the crystal pool now. "Then mommy, does Jesus need my pee too?" No son, we flush your pee and it goes down the drain. (I realized I was in trouble) But mommy, you said that the fish went to heaven, did he go in my pee? No son. (Joshua calls for reinforcements......) Then here comes Jacci (who is also trying to potty train) and looks at me and says, "Mommy, fish in toilet?" No sissy, in heaven. You could tell that she was thinking... then Josh pipes up.."Sissy, fishy went in my pee to heaven. I don't know why Jesus needs my pee?" By this point I could tell that I had lost the battle. There was no recovering my blunder. The worst part is that it took me a couple of min to realize that we have TWO BATHROOMS and asked them if they would use my potty. "Does it go to heaven too?" No son. Ok mommy, but...........HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!